The Glade Festival begins today, it has evolved far beyond it’s origins as a ‘renegade dance’ sound stage at Glastonbury.
The main emphasis is dirty beats and a serious aversion to corporate bullshit and as a result, Glade is a completely refreshing alternative to the trendy chav love in that so many other event’s cater for.
This year, will be know exception, although the line up may lack any heavy hitters, there will be enough tough breaks to keep you twitching for weeks afterwards and quirky alternative circus weirdness to give you plenty of far out stories to tell your friends, “Man, this dwarf….and then this girl with squeak toys in her 38ff implants…) or maybe not.
There is however, a large inflatable church where they are conducting ‘fun’ marriages, which is an excellent idea, you can fake marry your girlfriend, you know how she’s been hounding you for commitment, and that way in a years time, when you’ve decided that you hate her boring fat face, you wont need to worry about a thing. ( You can thank me later with a Strawberry Ribena with the money that you saved on that gruesome divorce )
Who ever does their website needs a kick up the arse. It’s ugly and doesn’t even mention where the festival is being held.. ( Wasing Estate, Aldermaston, Berkshire btw )
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